Best excuse to not turn up to a raid?

ive stopped being so secretive about my botting habits. my guild knows i bot, i pug raids and tell the raid leader up front im botting and if it bothers them to kick me. after the first boss, no one kicks the top heals.

the only thing i keep secret is who i used to be on the server. i raped the auction house and other players sooo hard i really made a name for myself as being a real asshat. i must say, since then ive become very generous with my gold. gold prices being in the toilet kinda helps my conscience as i give away thousands to guildies every day.

 

just say you got the shits then if hb was to be up and runing in time just say should be ok tablets kicked in. simples lol

 

for tomorrow night ?

 

i second this. not having to focus on multidoting shit, gives me alot more time to notice the time and hard work then went into the details of SoO. also as a raid leader (dk), it enhances my ability to call shit out to my raid team as needed and i dont worry about having to smash the flashing buttons

 

While i agree with most...but if the game is so fucking boring that its not even worth playing by hand? ehm, perhaps look for another game perhaps??!?! perhaps maybe?
By paying monthly fee just to bot, now THAT is not even worth it.

 

My fish tank is on fire
Gotta go WIFE AGGRO!!

 

we had a standard excuse in our guild for all occasions.....I have to walk the dog......this could be anything from, the girlfriend has turned up and wants some "us time" to i've run out of beer and i'm going the shop it was always accepted as fact even if you didn't have a dog

 

I dont pay a monthly fee, its called pr3ci0us, nuff said?

And why stil play it, its called an addiction. Playing it for 9 years. No game comes close to
the fun i had and still have here.

In the old days it was commitment and achieving goals as a team that made my pickle tickle, now it
is botting. As i said before. Botting aint pressing a button and ur set. Its a sport as well and see how
far you can go before the line breaks

Also as other stated, instead of mashing the buttons i actually have time to enjoy the fight even more.
And that makes it all worth, thanks to this bot.

 

I enter a raid wither it be flex, normal or Heroic manually and then start HB with dungeon-buddy (DB) and pick "Specific raid" then choose the one I am in, then let the bot run it. I also make sure I and watching it just in chase I have to do a move or interact so that no one knows a bot is running, in all flex, normal and H you do have to do some things to help it along. It has done very well with most things. I got 8 90's that i do this with. But if you are looking to get HB and DB to run flex, normal, Heroic, with you being AFK - good luck. It will not do that unless you enter manually.

Sometimes I turn off Dungeon-buddy and use HB with Lazyraider/Tyrael and a combat routine for the fighting. This works really good.

 

Well mid raid best excuse to leave is, "Brb my fish is on fire"

 

Tomorrow night it may be more complicated...

 

I made the mistake of letting in some Jehovah's Witnesses and they wouldn't leave.

Always work!

 

When you're in a team for Garrosh HM 10 Tank ilvl585 with a raid set. It is very difficult or impossible to be replaced you in the last minute. Result: Raid off.

 

Or find another program for button pushing. HB isn't the only one out there for raiding.

 

Id rather take a break and not raid then us another bot. Ive tried a few before HB and nothing compares. Especialy for safety for my account.

 

Agree LOL

 

Lol, 30 days without HB.... let the excuses flow!!!

 

Why so hostile?

 

My fish tank is on fire.

 

Here here!