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Look people can huff and puff all day but in the end the damn thing will get done when wait for it......................................... it's done. Now here are a few questions and answers/thoughts that I have come up with, if you can come up with better answers then I will join you in asking for better customer service lol.

1. If the monkey dressed in drag and wore a fruit hat, what would happen to the bullet?

Answers:
The monkey would think the hat was so tacky that it would run and hide behind the hunter...
It's a physics thing. you wouldn't understand.
I think the bullet would make a perfectly round hole in the grapefruit.
I think that the banana would be so a-peel-ing that the bullet would go straight for it.
I think the hunter would be so surprised that he would miss. and the monkey would be saved. Phew.
Why are you taking up the monkey's side, huh? are you some type of Environmentalist?

2. Who has a better personality, Ernie or Bert?
Answers
Oh, ernie, no doubt about it...
Ernie does, he is a night person, while Bert just wants to sleep(Notice when I was checking my email)
Bert is either grumpy, out of it, or just a spoilsport all the time.
Bert is definately more mature, but Ernie is WAY more fun.

3. Do fish sleep?
Answers
no.
Yes fish sleep, but they have see through eyelids (There's a book on this somewhere).
You know, I've never really paid attention to the sleeping habits of fish. The real question is, do they wonder if we sleep?
If your fish looks asleep...He's dead.
BOB! He's...DEAD!

4. Why do critics call a movie released 10 days into the year, "the best movie of the year" ?
Answers
Because they're psychic (or psycho)
Hmmmm... Maybe... it would certainly explain why critics are so pessimistic about most movies.
But then after they are pessimistic, they change their minds after they have seen the movie. Hmmm.....
Course if it's the only movie of the year, it has to be the best.
but it's also the worst, too...
They're just trying to be optimistic.
All critics are eeeeeediots! Especially - for those Journal people out there - Roger Moore!!

5.What is at the end of space?
Answers
Space is curved into a circle. it doesn't have an end.
Circles have ends. What is past the circumference?
ok, the end of space, so i was wrong.
maybe our "space" is a grain of sand on a beach in another universe. Well we can dream.
That makes me feel so LITTLE!!
That's because you are!!!!
McDonald's - "To infinity and beyond!" They've already taken over the world.

6. Which were cooler, the Fraggles or the Smurfs?
Answer
FRAGGLES!!!!
YES!! An answer I agree with wholeheartedly!
fraggles da bomb diggety.
Besides, the Fraggles are way more colorful. how would you like to hang out with a bunch of critters that looked like overgrown blueberries.
mmmmmm...tasty
But you must admit, the villains in the Smurfs were much cooler than the sheepdog thing. And the Smurfs always entertained by being so goddam stupid.
SMURFS RULES!!!!! Come on, there's that Gargomel guy with the cat, the mushroom houses, the cool theme music - la, la, la-la.
Whatever moron smurfs are LOSERS walking the path on the way to loserville. Fraggles RULE!!!!!!!!

NOW GET THE BOT WORKING LOL...........................MUCH LOVE HB TEAM

 

/enjoyed 10/10

 

My big questions are:

1) If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?, and
2) Can crop circles be square?

 

#wot

 

This.... Was epic bro.

I haven't laughed like that in ages